Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
