sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
MIDGETS
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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