Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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