Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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