The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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