So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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