ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
honey bunches of taint.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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