did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
that is very illegal...i love you.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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