But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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