He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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