So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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