There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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