just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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