think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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