So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
