Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I could fuck to npr.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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