But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You ate ashes out of my bong
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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