she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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