In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Send help, water and tortillas.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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