real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Do plants get herpes?
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