dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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