Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I need to calm my uterus...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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