I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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