last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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