in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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