Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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