Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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