am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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