White coat. Heels.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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