I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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