He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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