STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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