Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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