My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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