i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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