Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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