toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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