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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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