I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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