if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
