he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Dignity is for republicans.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
