yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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