he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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