i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
they need to just BURY HIM!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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