You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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