i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
