Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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