Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
