Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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