You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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