We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I can text with my tongue
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I will be naked everywhere
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
