from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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