i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
as a side note pls kill me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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