drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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